I practice the Lucasian method of child-rearing. This means that I quote Star Wars whenever possible since it takes me to a happier place when otherwise I would be going crazy. Here are some examples:
(at dinner time)
“Eat, or eat not. There is no whine.”
(tantrum time)
“I find your lack of coping skills disturbing.”
(poopie time)
“I felt a great disturbance in your shorts.”
(refusing to take a nap time)
“Mee-sah, gonna send your ass to bed-sah”
Other nerdy parents, feel free to add others; I’d love to add to my collection